get your Elizabethan insults here!
Inspired by greengrl's link to a page of elizabethan insults, which contains the text of a ten-year-old e-mail (who says this stuff doesn't stick around?), I used my vast programming skills to make your very own....

Elizabethan Insults Generator!

Whoo! I'm kidding, of course, about the vast programming skills. While I do indeed have some, this required nothing more than some shuffle()-ing and some rand()-ing. Enjoy, thou gorbellied flap-mouthed boar-pig! (kidding. I like you. I really do.)

posted by julie at 10:15 AM // permalink // COMMENTS DISABLED: BLOG IS DEFUNCT
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I now blog at battleoftheants.blogspot.com