ah yes, april 1st...
...the day in which I assume EVERYTHING NEW POSTED ON THE INTERNET IS FALSE (except this).
Really, I tend not even to
read anything online today.
Luckily, I have the crappy GRE subject test a little over three hours from now, and I'm turning the computer off in a few minutes anyway, so there's seven hours or so...then maybe I'll read some books or work on my chapters or do some language lessons...either way, I declare this my day off from the Internet. It won't last. I'm sure I'll be back online tonight.
If you'll excuse me, I need to go now and review terms in poetry (not my thing) because I don't know jack about that stuff and it doesn't stay in my brain for very long when I do re-learn it.
But I do know the most important thing to know about the test (plus, I've taken it before)—if the passage is about a whale, the answer IS
Moby Dick.