please visit me, paper-writing fairy!
...because that draft seminar paper due tomorrow at 4pm? Not happening. Well, it's not happening right this moment because I've been working all day. On work. Work that pays money. I hate work that pays money, much preferring work that doesn't pay money, but that's a different post for a different day.
All I know is that I have a fine opening page, plus an outline (in that I have notes to myself that say things like "write 3 pages about how Muir didn't dig on the 'commodity' part of Nature
but Emerson dug him anyway") and a copious amount of notes typed and ready to use, but...no paper.
It's a short paper, one of the 10-12pp types, but still...it's going to be a long night.
So please, paper-writing fairy, visit me and tap me on the head with your magic wand, sometime around 5pm today. Thank you.